Simon Sez (1999) Director: Kevin Elders.
Cast: Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, John Pinette, Ricky Harris.
IMDB Rating: 2.3/10
Genre: action film
Taglines: The game's not over until...
Basketball star Dennis Rodman plays Simon, an agent who's hired by bumbling private eye Nick (Cook) to bring back the daughter of a wealthy American executive who's been kidnapped. Simon's the right man for the job because what Simon says, people tend to listen. But his latest assignment will bring him to hell and back before he can successfully deliver the goods. First, he needs to work his way through an intricate web of relationships that make up the kidnapping players - an arms dealer and his lethal bodyguard, a potpourri of evil hooligans, a Swedish kick-boxing vixen and two cybermonks. Simon says he's met his match.